I was NOT ready to talk about this yesterday..to anyone! Today I can somewhat laugh at the events from yesterday.
Who schedules a dentist appointment for herself and TWO rambunctious kids in the same visit? I do.
Today I can say LESSON LEARNED!
Let me just give you a play by play from our day yesterday. I started off with a NO TOLERANCE stance. Sit on the couch and keep your hands to yourself. It didn't work.
1:00-1:15 Me:complete paper work for all of us (new dentist).
Kids: jump off couches. Run from one side of the room to the other. Race each other. Have relay races.
Me: I start the counting "that's a ONE", That's a TWO....I said stop! STOP IT! I'm failing miserably at getting things under control.
1:15-the first mini is called back so I'm left with one...the wildest one!
He continues to jump. Now I'm wondering if they are ready for us to leave.
1:45-the first kid returns and the other goes back. I get some peace. Both did well in the chair.
2:00-It's my turn to be in the chair. I
inform bribe the kids with a trip to Chick Fil A.
The Wild Thing climbs UNDER my chair, spills my purse, and wrestles the older brother. The older brother can't stop moving, fidgeting, and talking...NON STOP while the younger one can't stop bumping the chair.
There I was...stuck with my mouth wide open trying not to appear mortified. Our new dentist was very nice. He offered a polite "well, it looks like you've got your hands full". At 2:30...an hour and a half later, we finally left the dentist and headed to Chick Fil A, but it was NOT because my kids were so well behaved. It was because I did not have the energy to put together anything resembling a meal. Did I mention the Commander has been out of town for 7 days? ENERGY DEPLETED!
Tonight I came across
this link and related to every single bit of it so I'm passing it on to you.
Take a goat to the grocery store is my personal favorite! Just insert dentist instead of grocery store and I can check that one off the list.
Isn't it good to know that we moms aren't alone? I'm happy to report the Commander is back so I can kick back and document our adventures from the battlefield.