Chicken Noodle Pie

This recipe comes from my kitchen assistant. He is four years old.
We did NOT have this for dinner.:)

Me: Tell me how to make your Chicken Noodle Pie.
R: OK, OK

3 Hoppers (He adds rocks)
1 Cup Ham
3 Yules (he spits in the bucket 3 times)
A bunch of sugar
1 cup of ketchup

"You put it in the oven." "The cherry melts, the ham melts, and the ketchup melts and the yule melts" "It could be yummy, but it's hot".
Me: How long do you cook it for?
R: 6 minutes
Me: What do you do with the left overs?
R: Throw it in the trash

Today's Riley-ism:
"We watch fire crackers on the North of July"